you won't make yourself a name if you follow the rules

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WANNA HEAR SOMETHING HILARIOUS

the two corkboards

that have been leaning against the wall for ages for lack of hardware to put them on the wall

come with their own hardware and instructions

wanna hear something else hilarious

the instructions for the corkboard hanging hardware

involve drills

I do not have drills and I am not sure I would be allowed to drill holes in my apartment walls

(of course, to find this out I had to open one of the corkboard packages, and the receipt is long since discarded, so the other one isn't returnable)

(yup, and the whiteboard's the same brand, same "hardware" marker on the insert, probably same deal)

according to middle sister and walmart.com, I require command strips, medium size. okay then.

I have discovered Springhole.net's random writing prompt generators.

Oooooh shiny!

post-security: yuletide

ETA: fine then I won't. hmph.