you won't make yourself a name if you follow the rules

you're full of something (but it ain't love—right?) (3297 words) by AlexSeanchai
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Alya Césaire, Lila Rossi
Additional Tags: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Has Anxiety, Adrien Agreste Needs a Hug, Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Has ADHD, sitting these two clowns down to talk about their feelings, Romance
Summary:

"I'm sorry, everyone, I heard Lila's voice and I started listening to Meghan Trainor," Marinette says. "Would someone please catch me up on the conversation?"

"Lila says," begins Adrien perfectly pleasantly, reaching for his phone, "and you know she's friends with Ladybug so you know how plausible this is—"

Right.

"—Lila has been dating Chat Noir."

"Bullshit," says Marinette.

"I know it can't be true," Adrien goes on. "Chat Noir doesn't seem like that kind of guy. And I know—and I told them this, Marinette—that he's dating you."

"What le fuck," says Marinette. That is the blue screen of death message. What le fuck.