I own a hundred DVDs and eight hundred books and there is work to be done. Why can I not find something to unbored me?

In related news, I have a copy of Elena Undone (lesbian love story starring Traci Dinwiddie of Supernatural and Necar Zadegan, with the longest kiss in cinema history; content notes, infidelity) free to a good home, shipping on you. I wouldn't call it a great movie, but it's not bad. (My incentives for supporting the filmmakers' Kickstarter for their currently-in-progress production finally arrived. I'd forgotten they owed me an autographed Elena Undone DVD.) Sold!