Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Create your own!

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