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let me hear your voice tonight ([personal profile] alexseanchai) wrote2013-02-01 01:54 pm
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one hopefully not offensive, one tmi

Has that one joke (the one where Reform Judaism means the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant) been updated to say the rabbi['s|and her] husband [is|are both] pregnant?

ETA: Had the joke wrong. It actually goes 'At an Orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant. At a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant. At a Reconstructionist wedding, the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant.'

'Spotting' in context of menstruation is, one, not nearly as much as even a really light period day, two, not necessarily the same color as any period day, and three, not actually related to starting a period, yes? Nobody ever defined the term for me, and the Lutera pack says my period's not due till I start the last week of the pack which is Sunday, so I want to be sure.
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[personal profile] pauamma 2013-02-01 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea, I don't know any jokes about pregnant rabbis of whichever disposition or orientation.
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2013-02-05 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently I had the joke wrong and it actually goes 'At an Orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant. At a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant. At a Reconstructionist wedding, the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant.'
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[personal profile] pauamma 2013-02-05 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"the bride's mother is pregnant" implying the bride herself is getting married (and pregnant) young?
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2013-02-05 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so? Or the mother married young and had a lot of kids? I'm thinking of a couple relations of my mother's--Irish Catholic, not Jewish--where someone's baby sister is younger than the someone's daughter.
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[personal profile] lliira 2013-02-01 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Spotting for me has always been exactly the same color as period blood, and always happens in the week before my period proper. But my periods have always been ludicrously heavy, so I don't know if my experience is anything for anyone with normal periods to go on.
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[personal profile] myaibou 2013-02-01 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
My understanding is more in the context of fetility/pregnancy, not birth control, so not sure how accurate this is, but my understanding of spotting is yes, it's generally much lighter than a period and can be caused by any number of things that are not menstruation (shedding the lining/egg). You can spot at implantation, spot during pregnancy from any number of things, especially in the first trimester (scary when you've had trouble getting pregnant and really want to stay pregnant) and I'm guessing you can have spotting from birth control pills and it doesn't mean you're having a period. Isn't it supposed to stop happening after the first few months as your body adjusts to the hormones? It's been decades since I've taken BC pills, so I don't remember what kind of side effects I had.
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[personal profile] kaberett 2013-02-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
(PEDANTRY ALERT: on Lutera what you're getting is a withdrawal bleed, not a period. The difference is important in some contexts.)

Yes. There's a lot of variation in spotting, but I tend to count as spotting days when I get about a teaspoon of discharge, and it's "old" brown rather than bright red (the first day of bright red is generally counted as the first day of a bleed, whether it's withdrawal or a period). So: yes, typically very light; no reason it should be the same colour; and it doesn't have to bear any relation at all to when you're going to have a bleed.
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2013-02-02 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, what exactly is the difference?

*nodnod* Thanks.
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[personal profile] kaberett 2013-02-02 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
A withdrawal bleed is due to the drop in hormones in the final week of taking the pill, not due to a drop in hormones due to egg death. So where a period is shedding of uterine lining due to egg death i.e. a pretty good indication that pregnancy hasn't happened, withdrawal bleeds have nothing to do with egg release or death. This is why it's really important to take placebo pills (in standard 21+7 pill packs) for no more than 7 days, even if the withdrawal bleed hasn't finished - by the 7th day ovaries can have "woken up" enough to actually release an egg, so pregnancy is possible. (This is also the case for unprotected period sex, but there ovulation cycles are more closely tied to bleed cycles, and it's quite rare for people to ovulate *that* early in their menstrual cycle.)

Broadly speaking.

Luck!
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2013-02-02 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. I'm not sure that's it, then--this started sometime between the Thursday and Friday pills, and I still have the Saturday pill to go before I hit placebo week. I think, because I started on the 13th and monthlyinfo.com says I was due on the 19th, my body just realized it's not in fact pregnant and it's time for a couple days of misery.

Thanks.
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more tmi, also ouch

[personal profile] alexseanchai 2013-02-03 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
And I have documentation that I was up complaining about intense cramps at nine yesterday morning, and it is now four in the morning and I am complaining about intense cramps, which means I am heading for a land speed record re duration of same. It's always two days with cramps at most, and only one day is intense, and I can't take more Premsyn yet cause I just had some at midnightish, which is just as well since I seem to be down to a dose or two in the bottle.

Also we have gone from teeny quantities of brown stuff to larger quantities of pink stuff. Still not the lots of bright red stuff, so visible evidence that something's changed with the Lutera, but plenty for me to absolutely require menstrual pads instead of panty liners. And I'm not supposed to take the first of the placebo week pills for another fifteen-odd hours.

[identity profile] dawn-bat.livejournal.com 2013-02-02 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think that joke's been updated yet. Although the version I've heard had Reform as something different, and Reconstructionist Judiasm means both brides are pregnant, so there are obviously different variants.
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2013-02-02 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. *nods*

Though I was mistaken on a crucial detail, apparently: the synagogue that rents space to the local UUs is Conservative, not Reform. There doesn't seem to be a Reform synagogue in this county.
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2013-02-05 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Also another crucial detail: actual text of joke. 'At an Orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant. At a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant. At a Reconstructionist wedding, the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant.'
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