Renters' insurance: sorted. Electric: sorted. Security deposit and September rent: sorted yesterday. There is now nothing that can keep me from getting my apartment keys on the 18th.

I'm still one essential short—Internet—but I need to comparison shop modems. There's no point setting up my Comcast account until I have the device to connect my computer to the Internet, you know? And I ain't renting one at ten bucks a month when the expected cost of buying one is in the double digits; that's just silly.